bastardness

the act of being a bastard, or jerk. Can also be used by itself to express the ugh of a situation.

"Dave displayed a lot of bastardness today"

bastardness by mo.w January 20, 2008

bastardness

Something that was dumb or screwed up.

bastardness by Anonymous August 28, 2003

Bastardress 

The feminine version of "bastard".

That girl is such a bastardress.

Bastardress by lybrewa August 7, 2015

bastardyness 

adj. bastardyness: a man of who is expressing a great deal of bastard. see bastard

guy 1: That man is of unusual bastardyness

guy 2: word

bastardyness by Pitbull3291 August 6, 2006

bastardassasaurus 

Also know as a douceadactle or a tall ass nigga

That rather large nate is a bastardassasaurus, but god-damn he is tall!

bastardassasaurus by PimpDoubt HeteroSapien April 29, 2005

basterdyness 

adj. basterdyness: a man of who is expressing a great deal of basterd. see basterd

guy 1: That man is of unusual basterdyness

guy 2: word

basterdyness by Pitbull3291 August 6, 2006

bastardess 

A young motherless woman, who is of utmost desire... simply for the fact that because she has no mother, there will be none of the negative bullshit thats comes from every mother when her daughter is engaged in a relationship.

Mark: Dude, I finally found a bastardess!

Tyler: Wow you're so lucky, how did that happen?

Mark: My girlfriend's mom got raped and killed last night, which now makes my girl a bastardess.

bastardess by joseph pomerening the second September 16, 2009