by CowManCheeseBall November 15, 2013
by Scott Lanway June 24, 2004
An Australian unit of measurment often used to describe extraordinary measures, particularly that of people and the weather. can be used as a noun, verb and adjective.
by harro123 February 9, 2011
• child without married parents
• One who is narcissistic and unknowingly frustrating
• The killer of kenny
• A 70's band which changed thier name to Motörhead and became one of the best bands ever.
• One who is narcissistic and unknowingly frustrating
• The killer of kenny
• A 70's band which changed thier name to Motörhead and became one of the best bands ever.
Your parents aren't married, hence you are a bastard. You covered dog shit with a leaf and left it outside your brothers' front door because you thought it was funny, you bastard. You killed kenny, you bastard.
by Kung-fu Jesus July 29, 2004
(adj): Describes any action indicative of a bastard.
Not to be confused with the noun tense Bastardice.
Synonymous to Bastardly.
Not to be confused with the noun tense Bastardice.
Synonymous to Bastardly.
by DuexTres April 1, 2009
Derogatory for a willfully problematic person not only intent on not helping anyone but himself, but doing things to hinder others. The true bastard is one to twelve steps lower than an asshole, because nobody needs a bastard. Assholes are needed to let shit out. Bastards push you into shit for their own amusement.
1- What kind of bastard takes the bolts off a port-a-john?
2- You're intentionally making the arguement worse, you bastard.
2- You're intentionally making the arguement worse, you bastard.
by Riftalope February 12, 2007
by Shmouse May 23, 2005