Bastard Baby

A Baby who has eitehr No Father or possibly No mother... Often the result of A Condom Catastrophe!

Amy: Your baby is so cute!

Vicky: Thanks she is my Condom catastrophe, bastard baby!

Bastard Baby by Forever Fun 'N' Faithful August 30, 2009

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Chubby Bastard Baby

A Chubby Bastard Baby is when the baby that has just been born and is very fat.

Wife: OMG babe look at how beautiful our baby is!

Husband: Fuckin hell that’s a Chubby Bastard Baby, I’m outa here.

Chubby Bastard Baby by ChunkyChestnut February 9, 2022

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