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Bosscock 

Das Gemächt des Bosses (Kollegah) höchstpersönlich, genannt Bosscock.
Altaïr: Der Bosscock soll mich penetrieren
Jason: mich auch!
Bosscock by ZHT3 Enthusiast August 23, 2021
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The best and most unique instrument ever made. It is easily the most hated on instrument in the band, but we know that everyone is just jealous of our amazing talent. Unless it is in the right hands, we sound like ducks with a chainsaw, but otherwise, we sound absolutely beautiful. We are stereotyped as geniuses without a life, but really, we are smart and are the life of the band. Due to our brains, when we are made fun of, our quick mind gives us an insult three times worse than an egotistic trumpets.
We're just awesome though.
Ew, is someone killing a duck?
No, that's just Bob trying to learn bassoon.

Wow, what is that angelic noise?
Only the best instrument ever; The bassoon!
Bassoon by CoffeeAddict September 13, 2012

shatners bassoon 

Area within your brain that defines time perception. Can be affected by so called 'Made up drugs' such as 'Cake'; a Visterbile Amphetamoid from Prague. Cake and the effects on shatners bassoon is covered in a episode of the 'Brass Eye' concered with drugs.
One unlucky user died after being run over by a bus, he thought he had 3 months to cross the road.
shatners bassoon by Valetudo March 24, 2004

busscort 

Meek Mill is constantly taking trips and recieving gifts from rich white billionaires he is obviously a busscort.
busscort by DiorAddict January 3, 2022

bassoonism 

way of life. life decisions that are made by a person who is driven by a musical instrument and the desire to make a living off of said instrument. highly impossible idea only seen worthy by truly committed. it should be supported by true friends.
"I'm going to live in Norway and study a bassoon."
"This is borderline bassoonism but I'm happy for you!"
bassoonism by .:cyfar:. January 31, 2005

basshole 

A jackass that drives through residential areas at three in the morning with the subwoofers on his car stereo at maximum volume.

See also inbreeding.
I was enjoying a restful slumber, when this basshole came driving by, causing everything in my apartment to rattle, almost as if hit by some localized earthquake phenomenon.
basshole by Lunarsight August 13, 2004