A young canuck child named Barrett who likes to smoke the shittiest Canadian weed and drink maple syrup flavored rum. He once mated with a fellow named Kalorea which resulted in the abomination known as Carn, even though he secretly has a crush on a hippy Californian known as Seshi. He once attempted to shit off niagra falls just to slip in his own feces and break both of his arms, which led to a romance with Kalorea helping him release his "stress".
by Fizzcraft December 16, 2021