Barky Bowel

When a violent fart gets stuck half way between your butthole and your stomach causing a never ending array of painful spasms and unsavoury noises.

Jeez shouldn’t have eaten those bran flakes I’ve got a right case of Barky Bowel

by RMcScottish January 18, 2018

Bowl Bark

The act of taking an absolute war cannon of a shit with so much back pressure that chunks of feces fuse to the back of the porcelain, creating what is known as bowl bark

I just went in the shit house and left a ton of bowl bark behind

by Buttered Sausage September 12, 2023