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Barkworth 

An insult used in South Yorkshire. Generally used to infer someone having a paddy or being "mardy". Seen as one of the harsher insults as words such as fool and crybaby are rejected for the more hurtful "barkworth".
You fucking barkworth.
Dont go all barkworth on me.
Stop being a barkworth.
Barkworth by The Badger and Toad February 11, 2009
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Barkworth 

An insult commonly used in South Yorkshire. Often used to insinuate homosexuality of the named party.
For example:

"He's a closet Barkworth"
"Mum, I think I may be Barkworth"
"I want to shout at the heavens - 'I am Barkworth, I don't give a sh*t what you b*astards think!'"

These are a mere few examples, the actual usage of the word stems much wider. Although outside South Yorkshire the phrase is a mystery.
Barkworth by Angry Weasel March 17, 2009

Barkworth 

South Yorkshire slang used as another term for penis...
Look at his Barkworth

That's a big Barkworth

Put your Barkworth away!

You call that a Barkworth?

I've seen bigger Barkworth's on rodents
Barkworth by The dinosaw May 31, 2009

Barkworth 

A person who regularly makes a fool of themselve's in public, without first thinking of the consequences.
This good be by randomly swearing very loudly, having a paddy, picking their nose then eating it. All in full view of everyone.

Stop it! You're making a right Barkworth out of yourself

He is such a Barkworth

OMG did you see that dude with the pointy ears!?.... What a Barkworth...
Barkworth by Ashley Worth June 1, 2009
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026