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the manliest man in NBA history. Known for defense, rebounding, and heavy drinking. Once threw a guy through a plate glass window at a bar for spilling a drink on him. Rumored to drink 15 long island ice teas the night before a game. Know the best announcer in any sport, doing both the NBA and the MLB playoffs in the manliest way possible.
Hey jon, wanna go out to the bar?
-fuck no, Charles Barkley's in town tonight. He'll drink us both under the table and then throw our metrosexual bitch asses out tha window.
by asfegf February 17, 2008
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