Barity 

A desired vintage, antique, unique, original, or hard to find item.

The missing earrings that go to my grandmothers vintage necklace are a barity.

I am looking for a barity for my mothers birthday.

Barity by Heidi Hungenberg October 15, 2008

Barity 

(Slang) Nudity, being bare in front of others.

Her barity was self-empowering.

Barity by Anon003 September 16, 2022

Marching Baritone 

The heaviest hand-held instrument in the band. Players of the marching baritone will go through the worst kind of hell for the first month or so of the season because of the twenty-pound vertical pull on their arm muscles that they didn't even know they had. They often develop PTSD from the pain and wake up in the middle of the night with war-flashbacks from band camp. Understandably, baritone marchers get hella pissed when trumpets complain about how heavy their instrument is because the baritone is a solid 10-15 pounds heavier. Another drawback of the marching baritone is the bell size which, like the mellophone, completely fucking blocks your forward vision so you can't see the drum major 30% of the time. But despite the satanic training the baritones go through, they will have the fiercest of biceps at the end of the season. Through the blood, sweat, and tears that they shed together the baritone section members have bonded to form a cult of trumpet-loathing Herculeses. Even though every baritone player has stated multiple times that they hate playing their instrument, none of them would give it up for the world. It's definately a love-hate relationship that always ends up tipping more towards the loving side.

Wow, that marching baritone has really good posture! *ten seconds later* Aaaaand it's gone.

Marching Baritone by Allisonsum1 December 17, 2014

Barty Crouch 

A character in the Harry Potter universe, thought to be fictional until he surfaced on facebook, apparently seeking his master Lord Voldemort. Assumed dead after receiving the Dementor's Kiss, Crouch was revealed to be alive and well, locked within the confines of Azkaban but convinced that he had located his erstwhile master at Pembroke College, Oxford, disguised as a fourth year student (as of 2009-10). Since identifying this student as his master, Crouch has risen to prominence in Pembroke society, antagonising students and facing an uncertain future after his 'master' refused to acknowledge him; indeed, it's believed Crouch has been reported to facebook authorities several times for numerous offences, including bullying, racism and sexual harrassment of his master.

Despite being unpopular with VoldeMort, Crouch has become 'friends' with many Pembrokians; he appears disinterested, though, his only correspondence with these pupils limited to petty insults (in slurs which normally relate to what he perceives as their inferior blood status).
Still convinced, though, that he has finally located his master at Pembroke College, Crouch shows no signs of wanting to disappear from the public eye.

"Who's this Barty Crouch guy? I added him as a friend, but he just keeps insulting me for being a Muggle."

"Barty Crouch keeps warning me to stay away from him."

"Crouch has apparently been reported to the facebook authorities for constantly requesting a relationship status with his master."

Barty Crouch by concernedatbarty November 14, 2009

Baritenor 

An adult male singer who's lucky enough to have the deep, dark, robust timbre- (vocal sound-quality, to the non-singer), of a Baritone- (the middle adult blokes' vocal-range), combined with the range of a second or low Tenor- (the second highest, natural adult blokes' vocal-range), while also, still retaining their own, natural Baritone vocal-range, and who, as a result of possessing this very rare vocal-range, is able to sing in both the Tenor AND the Baritone tessituras, or ranges, to the non-singer- (more often than not, equally as well, equally as easily, and with no significant problems, while singing in either range!)

Well-known Baritenors included Freddie Mercury and Elvis Presley. Both of these two artists could sing equally as well in the Tenor AND Baritone ranges.

Baritenor by Joe_Schmuck February 1, 2017

Baritone Saxophone  

1.) The greatest instrument ever created.
2.) What Jesus would play if he were in band
3.) The sexiest instrument ever.
4.) Fuckin Epic.

"You play the Baritone Saxophone OMG LET ME BOW DOWN TO YOU."

Baritone Saxophone by Rachel Fuckin Brown =] March 18, 2009

Bartyoa 

To put your dick in between boobs

I saw some people like 4 doing bartyoa

Bartyoa by Tumahdjdjsha November 12, 2019