Barbie Tropics Starter Pack
IPA: / ˈbɑ r.bi ˈtrɒp.ɪks ˈstɑ r.tər pæk / Definition: The mass-produced, overfertilized, chemically mainlined, and/or highly cold-sensitive plant kit dumped by the flatbed truckload onto every bulldozed housing development. Usually consists of Christmas Palms, Coconuts, Ixoras, Dwarf umbrella trees, Cordylines, Crotons, and Variegated Ginger.
Every house in the new subdivision looks identical because the developer just dropped the standard Barbie Tropics Starter Pack onto the bare sand.
Barbie Tropics Starter Pack by Subtropical_Realist November 13, 2026