Similar to a hanging orangutang, native to south africa, only seen with a viking helmet and a battle axe. Prone to prey upon fat men eating overstufffed hotdogs in Seattle, they have since made the trek accross the Atlantic to retire they're ships in return for small, tourist rowboats.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.