Baptised 

An Irish ritual in which a young lad or young wan have their first proper drink at their first proper session. (Usually in a field)

Jaysis Bois, can't wait to head out tonight and get baptised

Baptised by HenTadhg February 14, 2019

baptised 

The act of flinging a combination of saliva and pre-come onto the forehead of your partner during oral sex.

I had Hov playing while we were going at it so I had to bapitsed the bitch while she was down there.

baptised by Mini-facts December 23, 2004

Baptised 

When a man is getting a blow job or hand job then cums on a partners hair.

My mate picked up the other night and was getting head then he baptised her.

Baptised by Boosty April 29, 2020

Baptised 

1. An almost spiritual epiphany where one becomes spellbound by the sight of an attractive woman's full and impressive baps.

2. To have baptised a baby, or full-grown weirdo, and begun the process of religious indoctrination.

A portmanteau combining the words baps and hypnotised. To be hypnotised by baps.

Holiday dude: "You should've seen the quim down by the pool! I was baptised!"
Other holiday dude: "When I went they were all hideous old hags. It was more of a baptism of fire."

by Goatlips

Baptised by Goat Lips September 13, 2024

Baptised Butthole 

When you go to use the toilet in the middle of the night and your man leaves the toilet seat up, you sit down and fall into the toilet thus baptising your butthole with toilet water.

Last night I got a "Baptised Butthole" when I woke up at 3am to pee and of course the husband left the toilet seat up, I was so sleepy I didn't double check before I sat down and my ass fell in the toilet.

Baptised Butthole by SassyJax01 January 7, 2013

baptised toucan 

burke being burke

my best friend is baptised toucan

baptised toucan by amieeandersennn May 17, 2021

Baptized in concrete 

In a fight, when someone gets slammed face first onto the concrete floor.

Man, did you see Billy fight Jimmy after school on the basketball court? Jimmy’s face was all messed up because he was baptized in concrete by Billy.

Baptized in concrete by CBR_Rider February 3, 2018