Baptised
An Irish ritual in which a young lad or young wan have their first proper drink at their first proper session. (Usually in a field)
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baptised
The act of flinging a combination of saliva and pre-come onto the forehead of your partner during oral sex.
I had Hov playing while we were going at it so I had to bapitsed the bitch while she was down there.
baptised by Mini-facts December 23, 2004
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Baptised
1. An almost spiritual epiphany where one becomes spellbound by the sight of an attractive woman's full and impressive baps.
2. To have baptised a baby, or full-grown weirdo, and begun the process of religious indoctrination.
2. To have baptised a baby, or full-grown weirdo, and begun the process of religious indoctrination.
Baptised Butthole
When you go to use the toilet in the middle of the night and your man leaves the toilet seat up, you sit down and fall into the toilet thus baptising your butthole with toilet water.
Last night I got a "Baptised Butthole" when I woke up at 3am to pee and of course the husband left the toilet seat up, I was so sleepy I didn't double check before I sat down and my ass fell in the toilet.
Baptised Butthole by SassyJax01 January 7, 2013
baptised toucan
baptised toucan by amieeandersennn May 17, 2021
Baptized in concrete
Man, did you see Billy fight Jimmy after school on the basketball court? Jimmy’s face was all messed up because he was baptized in concrete by Billy.
Baptized in concrete by CBR_Rider February 3, 2018
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