Bantargue 

When your in a relationship or friendship and you are raising your voices to each other and swearing calling each other names etc, and to other people it sounds like u are being serious and having a full blaze argument when in actual fact it's just banter and that's just how u speak to each other.

Grace: Michael for fuck sake will u shut the door you dickhead your letting all the heat out its the middle of bastard winter.

Michael:here u daft cunt listen ,mug lips my hands were full I was taking all that shit through the kitchen u fucking tit, I am going for a joint I will fucking shut it when i go back out.now shut the fuck up.....

Grace: who the fuck do u think your talking to u fucking window licker I swear I will punch u square in the nose u fucking Muppet now fuck of for your joint and shut the door.

Grace: shall we find a good film and cuddle on the sofa. I don't wanna bantargue anymore. Love you!!

Bantargue by GraceAndMichael stewart January 9, 2021

bantasgusting 

adjective. Used to describe gossip or jokes that whilst possibly amusing might also be considered tasteless / inappropriate / a desperately poor attempt at humour - in fact just anything that isn't bantalicious.

"Did you hear what happened to Oli in Shelina's room?"

"I'm not sure I want to, if it's as bantasgusting as last time"

bantasgusting by Dave (I hate God) February 28, 2009

Banalguette 

Anal probe but French.
Alternitevely referred as Baguette.
What the French use instead of dildos, anal probes or anything you insert in your anus.

Ho ho ho monsieur Pedro, your Banalguette sure is magnificue. It is covered in your merde.
Ho ho ho thank you Monsieur Croissoint, yours tastle like Nutella.
(Ho ho ho -ing intensifies)

Banalguette by CamperNorth October 1, 2017

banstarge 

Strange bastard.

Originally a typo of "bastard" while under the influence of marijuana .

"so, what are you doing?"
"leave me the fuck alone, banstarge"

banstarge by fartmastr June 11, 2006

bantanglebongle

A situation or thing that’s funny for no reason.

I shouldn’t be laughing this much, that whole argument was a bantanglebongle.

bantanglebongle by Stellars December 30, 2023