Banana snake 

In what has been regarded as one of the shining discoveries of 2011, the banana snake was first witnessed and documented in a Seattle apartment. It has been described as the next-morning product of the afternoon consumption of 5+ not-quite-yet ripe bananas, which produce a viscous and articulated poo that maintains continuity over its entire length as well as a medium yellow hue and significant plastic deformation potential. Upon flushing, the banana snake awakens, writhing and squirming as it begins its great journey to the waste treatment plant, en-route to which scholars maintain the banana snake maintains its integrity and virility.

Man, this morning's banana snake just about ripped me a new asshole!

Banana snake by geowookie August 3, 2011

SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi 

Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.

I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.

SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi by Catamount June 21, 2008

banana shake 

A gesture used for commical effect in which a male shakes his pelvis so that his penis repeatedly hits his pants. Invented by a community college student in Pasadena, CA.

Bob showed everyone what he was made of with a banana shake.

banana shake by JSL_LMB November 8, 2008

Alabama Banana Shake 

When you shove a peeled banana inside of a girls vagina and proceed to fuck her with the banana inside, then eat her out.

You can tell Jaques had a Alabama Banana Shake with his girl last night 'cause of all the bananas in his room

Alabama Banana Shake by 5dorra October 14, 2016

Open Blender Banana Shake

A sexual practice (anal sex). First one partner cums in the others asshole. Then the other farts in order to spray the cum all over the first partner's face. May also be called "dirty buckshot".

-You know man I have recently tried doing the open blender banana shake
-Cool, how was it?
-well I don't actually see the benefits of this practice

Open Blender Banana Shake by hankprostokat May 4, 2018

banana shake 

When u shove your erection in your lovers asshole, you ejaculate once and then proceed to piss in his ass thus fourth creating a banana shake.

My gay lover was so hungry, that I made him a banana shake to snack on!

banana shake by Woodbox Buddy August 10, 2006