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Banana Dick 

When a dick curves downwards instead of upwards, and makes it easy to go down ones throat while on ones knees.
Man, it sure was easy to deep throat that Big Banana Dick-it sailed right past my tonsils!!!
Banana Dick by Ceejmonster December 19, 2003
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Banana dick 

A penis that is curved in a similar way to that of the curve of a banana. Usually defined by a good ridge.
Oh man, Rhees pulled down his pants and showed us his banana dick!
Banana dick by Fukpig April 27, 2011

Banana Dick 

A long, skinny yet very curved erect penis. Much like Pencil Dick, but really curved upwards.
"That guy in that porn flick sure had one hell of a banna dick!"
Banana Dick by Joe July 27, 2003

banana dick 

a dick that is so bent it looks deformed.
me: did you and Jeff fuck last night?
you: OMG he pulled his pants down and he had a banana dick...so i left.
banana dick by fuckoffanddie March 27, 2005

Banana Peel Dick 

1. A word to describe Dan Browns reproductive organs.

2. A term for nasty, grotesque, god awful disgusting male genitalia.

3. Male genitalia that have become deformed due to multiple sexual relations with women that have multiple STD's
You better get that treated, or you're gonna get banana peel dick like Dan Brown.

Did you see the banana peel dick on that guy?!?

Dude, you gotta watch who you sleep with or you're gonna get banana peel dick.

banana split dick 

The name given to a post-op transexual female's former penis when it has been surgically molded to a resemble a biologically female's vagina.
Steve: Man! Check out that hottie over there! Damn! I wouldn't mind getting into that pussy tonight!
Ben: Pussy?!! Dude may look like a lady but she's a former he and the only thing you'll be getting into is her banana split dick!

dick banana 

The Dick banana is a very delicate fruit. That only grows in the Arsefields
Whoa, Look its a dick banana tree
dick banana by Jeff jeffsonson February 21, 2018
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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