Banana Carpet 

When a man has way too much pubic hair, to the point of absurdity.

Have you seen Raj's junk? He has a serious banana carpet going on.

Banana Carpet by Egua November 6, 2018

banana carpet 

weird phrase (hopefully never used) to describe a carpet that someone hs spilled yellow lotion onto. this is a phrase you most likely will never use

"man you wont believe it. when i bought home that lotion i fucking spilled it and pulled a banana carpet

banana carpet by ppsucker49 October 15, 2019

banana carpet python 

Fake, photoshopped carpet python that never existed.

Check out my banana carpet python. Now buy some jaguars from me!!!!

banana carpet python by Jan Eric October 23, 2009