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much like in the situation where you would say "balls" you can instead replace this word with "balt". Often shouted by the Southern British in an nightclub where the girl they are trying to get with rejects them or an unbelievable fuck up has occurred.
Aaaaaaaaaaah, BALT. She's gone and got with him.

BALT, the we've missed the train.
balt by ZeroCouch May 4, 2006
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Bad ass linguistics term to be used in the place of other obscenities.
"I'd tap that BALT"

"Dude, that car is the BALT"

"What the BALT?!?"
BALT by LLLogan November 24, 2009
This BALT sandwich tastes so bad
BALT by naCHO March 15, 2015
person 1 : hey what’s that ?
person 2 : oh that’s just people throwing around a balt for their dog 🥏
balt by rissphobic April 15, 2022
A name used by gay men to describe a man with a resemblance to a very short and stubby penis.
That guy sure is a Balt!
Balt by Gatorader February 12, 2010

Balt Mickey

A term with a stupid origin. The word "balt" supposedly has no meaning, but when combined with the name "Mickey" (based off of Mickey Mouse) it is a multi-use word/term for any situation.

It could be used to express your mood, describe something, or just randomly say it for no reason at all.

A word of caution;
No one will know what you're talking about 100% of the time. Make sure to do it anonymously or with friends as to not come off as an insane person.
Situation #1
Person 1 "hey, how's it going, bro?"
Person 2 "Balt Mickey!"

Situation #2
Person 1 "Balt Mickey!" *while sitting alone at a table*

Situation #3
Person 1 "Well Balt Mickey, I didn't know that!"
Balt Mickey by La-Ritz August 5, 2023