The most feral place in the whole of australia (Bar Moe). The children beer and the feral cats have better manners than the adults. They are incredibly bad at lying.
Person one (Oscar) "Hey I got sponsored by billabong"
Person two "Yeah right your lying your from balranald"
After too many days of breadsticks and cheese, one begins to wonder when the next bowel movement will arrive. After day 3, somewhere deep in the black chasm of your bowels lies the fabled balrog - a dormant beast no man ever wants to encounter.
Mini-Balrogs are created by typoes in Lord of the Ringsfanfiction. They are not overly fond of fangirls and eat raw eggs and bacon. They generally reside at OFUM.