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A 20 ft creature that is half bear and half walrus. it has the body of a walrus that is covered in fur, it has two bear hands instead of flippers, and the face of a bear with one long tusk. A balrus can take on any shape and any form. if you ever come across a balrus there are two things you should never do: turn your back and look it in the eyes. they can levitate over water and will kill you for fun. they like to chill on golf course.
that bitch may or may not have been a balrus.

2012....the balruses will have their day.

my god we walked right into it.....there were balruses everywhere
Balrus by dances with balruses February 3, 2010
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Balvussy 

A balvarine pussy. Highly sought after by the Heroes of Albion. Dangerously sweet.
The white balvarines of Knothole Glade have the sweetest balvussy
Balvussy by Solowind January 13, 2022
Sometimes written as "Balse".
The nickname Ram calls Subaru in the anime Re:Zero kara Hajimeru Isekai Seikatsu ( AKA. Re: Life in a Different World from Zero). It is created by swapping the “su” to the end of "Subaru". Su baru > Baru su

The nickname is first used in Season 1 Episode 4. During the scene, Subaru is trying out new clothes for his job at Roswaal's Mansion.
Rem: Our deepest apologies, sir. I mean, Subaru-kun.
Ram: You look quite ridiculous, sir. I mean Barusu.
Subaru: Hey, Onesan, you just turned my name into a blinding curse.
Barusu by NotLotto January 29, 2021
To baffle someone with your awesomeness and then pretend you dont deserve the attention you get.
John: Ted! Your report on Paleontology was amazing!

Ted: Not really, it was pretty mediocre.

John: Stop babrusing me!
babrus by Outtcastt October 9, 2011
what is formed when a man wears his underwear very high so that it fits tightly over the genitals and a testical protrudes from each leg hole.
Brandon liked the her so much, he pulled up his boxer briefs and showed her the ballrus.
She's beautiful and always there for you. If you have her your lucky I love her with all my heart.
She will never know how much she means to me.
I love Baruska. But idk how to say it to her. bro help me....
Baruska by sumooo October 4, 2018
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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