balls first 

1)where a man makes a decision, completly diregarding all concequnces that may occur in the result of this action. this may include dating a married woman, buying a piece of crap car, drinking a whole bottle of tequilla then waking up in bath tub next to a stripper named candy whose ironiclly enough... a married 17 year old who ralphed in your 1989 ford aerostar last night. awesome!

2)where a skater/bmx'er/snowboarder etc.. falls from a great distance and lands on his balls being the first to hit the ground. :-(

1) yea my friend grant went to jail for wrecking that stolen corvette.oh well, he said he was going balls first when he told me he was going to rob a bank "point break" style.

2) dude, i was like, totally hitting this bodacious rail, and then BAM! i hit balls first, i think one nut went inside for a sec.

balls first by im ish, really i am. October 3, 2006

Balls First 

A contemporary skiing technique where one thrusts their groin forward so that their testicles are out in front at all times. Also effective for boules and frisbee.

"The best way to go down the maintain is balls first!"

Balls First by Howdybums May 20, 2013

Balls First 

(Of a man) The act of inserting one’s balls into another persons orifice, as opposed to the traditional method, ‘tip first.’

Dude, I went balls first in Patricia last night.

Balls First by setharooski January 9, 2024

Balls: The First Juvenile Release. 

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Person 343: Balls: The First Juvenile Release.

Balls: The First Juvenile Release. by Theusurpedmammarygland February 7, 2025

your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch 

a sentence no one has ever uttered except me. why i have ever thought of this is beyond me. help me. help us. you are the only other person to ever see this. except for the poor soul who reviews this.

also nice dick bro

it wont

your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch

your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch by Random schoolkid June 26, 2021

Butch Queen First Time At A Ball 

A phrase that was originally noted by the LEGENDARY Paris Dupree in the multiple award winning documentary entitled "Paris is Burning,"as a category for masculine looking drag queens who have never been to a ball and therefore arrive looking BUTCH.

The phrase has become popular recently and is used to describe females and males alike who try to dress fem, but who's masculine traits always shine through.

NeNe Leaks showed up at Award Show looking like a "Butch Queen First Time at a Ball."

Butch Queen First Time At A Ball by Eden Woods January 9, 2013

In Third Grade, I Sold Dragon Ball Z Documents And Slipped Backwards: The First Juvenile Release 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: In Third Grade, I Sold Dragon Ball Z Documents And Slipped Backwards: The First Juvenile Release

In Third Grade, I Sold Dragon Ball Z Documents And Slipped Backwards: The First Juvenile Release by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025