Balls Cannon

A balls cannon is delivered by dropping one's trousers to moon someone, bending over far enough that the testicles become visible, waving the testicles at the recipient(s) with the hand, and shouting 'Baaalllllssss!'

The balls cannon can necessarily only be performed by a man.

I had no idea Andrew had such saggy balls until he gave me the balls cannon for the first time.

by M. C. Nasty February 17, 2008

Cannon Balls

First Mate of the Seamen of the South
known for accuracy over speed, as he is fat and slow
AKA CB

hey wheres CB?
he hasnt caught up yet

by flickyobeanz December 16, 2004

pile of cannon balls

An often unsatisfying dump which, as a result of inadequate hydration, lacks the necessary bonding agent to form a large gratifying crap, and usually takes the shape of a pyramid in a mass of individual turds on the bottom of the toilet.

I just made a pile of cannon balls in there! Probably because I had a few beers last night, and ran a 5K this morning. .. I was so dehydrated.

by stall2 March 31, 2017

Cannon Balls

a term that refers to a man's balls that have the abilty to teabag toilet water.

When a man's balls have lost their abilty to gravitate just slightly below their own penis.

A penis where the testicles have become so heavy they resemble a streched out piece of taffy

As Christian sat on the toilet his cannon balls tea bagged the toilet water.

by Pickerson July 20, 2010

Big Balls Cannoli

Big Balls Cannoli is the true definition of purity. There is nothing better than Big Balls Cannoli, nor will anything ever be better then Big Balls Cannoli. Can be used as a name for someone who has power over you like the word "king", or can be used as a describing word.

Wow, Big Balls Cannoli is looking really good today!

Ur such a Big Balls Cannoli!

Don't you love Big Balls Cannoli?

by Big Balls Cannoli October 21, 2014

SHIT BALL CANNON

One of two definitions that will prove BULL SHIT is not appropriate for HOMO SAPIENS as either BALL SHIT or BOWL SHIT.

Take two plastic (MADE IN CHINA BALLS, big , purchased usually at your chain stores. SHOVE THE BALL in your ASSHOLE (preferably GO IN DRY as it will burn and hurt quite a bit as that is PEDOPHILE PUNISHMENT but after letting the first BALL get lost as the second BALL will become easier naturally and slide right in.

Well I see your ANUS has adjusted as I heard this explosion and saw the results of your SHIT BALL CANNON as your ASSHOLE accepted that second BALL and the BALLS flew out about thirty feet second one and first one ten feet and left a TRAIL OF SHIT tracing the trajectory of the two BALLS , your SHIT BALL CANNON as ANAL ALAN'S ASSHOLE strikes again.

by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE December 5, 2021

Chillicothe Cannon Ball

When you put both balls into a girls (or guy's, we don't judge) asshole and s/he farts them back out. A satisfactory "pop" can be heard if done correctly

I was feeling a little adventurous so I had my girlfriend give me a Chillicothe Cannon Ball

by EDKirk April 4, 2012