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Black Ball Play 

When you play basketball with exclusively black balls. This is unlike the famous story of Rosa Parks.
I only do black ball play, none of that orange ball play shit.

If there's grass on the field, play ball

A term basically saying that it's alright to at least be attracted to a person as long as they've gone past puberty. Obviously "grass" refers to their "bush" or pubic hair. Would typically be applied to, for instance, a girl maybe 13 years old and up. Can often be used in reference to actual sex (intercourse) but not necessarily.
Man#1: What's the youngest chick you would ever be into at your age? I mean what do you think is "okay" to fantasize about?

Man#2: Hey man. Like my coach always said: if there's grass on the field, it's time to play ball.

if there is grass on the field play ball 

if a girl is old enough to have pubic hair (shaved or unshaved) they are old enough to have sex.
Bob: Do you think Mary is old enough to shag?
John: If there's grass on the field play ball
1. to be a sport
2. to go along and do what you are supposed to
From Reservoir Dogs :

(talking about tipping and the fact that tips are taxed)

Mr Pink: (...) Look, if you show me a piece of paper that says the government shouldn't do that, I'll sign it, put it to a vote, I'll vote for it, but what I won't do is play ball. (...)

Meaning he will not do like everyone and start tipping waitresses.
play ball by BelgianTake June 21, 2012

if there's grass on the field play ball 

If an underage girl has reached puberty, she may be considered appropriate for sexual activity. The reference to "grass on the field" is a metaphor for pubic hair, meaning that any girl who has reached sexual maturity, may be an appropriate sex partner.
if there's grass on the field play ball

You play ball like a girl 

The worst insult any man can bestow upon another man. The slight utterance of this word will leave another man dead where he stands.

Only use this if the roast sesh you’re having has escalated too far
Guy 1: “you bob for Apples in the toilet, and you like it”

Guy 2: “you play ball like a girl!”

Guy 1: *collapses*
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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