Ball faxing is the act of sending a picture of your balls to someone via a fax machine. Originated at Unique Copy Center, New York, this service kept the store in business during the year 2004.
"HeyLarry, lemme do a ball fax to Jenna's machine in New Jersey real quick."
"Alright bud, that'll be $2.99 for two faxes."
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!