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Ball dangler

A person or group of people that cling to the notion that the earth is a ball spinning through space revolving around the sun , solar system , galaxy and universe, at unimaginable speeds,all caused by nothing, that somehow exploded into everything 14 billion years ago in an explosion thats still occuring today although we cannot feel any of it here on earth and constellations remain the same over all of recorded history .
This ball dangler thinks were all on a magic spinning ball flying thru space time for some homeschooling lessons .
by Plainsightnews November 8, 2017
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Ball Danglers

Ball Danglers There's Wranglers and then there's Ball Danglers. Shorts, Pants Or any pare of male ball coverings that let the balls hang
Hey Check out these ball danglers i got , they were only 10.99. Or man Wranglers are tight i need some ball danglers for extra space.
by Dama Money January 25, 2010
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when one or more testicle(s) of the male have a sag capacity of 3 or more inches. the worst case scenario reported so far was approximately 5 inches.....that's 1.25 hands not at the withers, thankfully for all your horse people out there
"golly! that man's testicle exceeds the range of his Johnson!"

or...

"PLEASE! refrain from tugging on my dangle ball, it's not a cow utter. it has feelings just like you and me."
by chin girl is number one October 7, 2003
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When one testicle hangs 3 or more inches lower than the other
"I can see one of that man's testicles hanging down over the chair when he sits. That's one hell of a dangle ball."

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"would you like to see the pendulum range of my dangle ball? eh? eh?
just please, do not puncture it with any sharp objects. it is fragile and sterile"
by not a wenis October 2, 2003
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when the SACKAGE EXCEEDS THE PACKAGE by a significant amount of inches
"my dangle ball keeps whacking my leg, Arnold. Oh dear I believe I'm developing a bruise"

or

"I can't tell the difference between my dangle ball and my penis. they're the same length. maybe I should ASK JEEVES"
by chin girl is number one October 8, 2003
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