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Ball Snatch 

When you walk up to some fag you absolutely hate, non-gayly grab his nut sack, and crush and yank on them to inflict an everlasting pain on them
Chuck: "Dude, fuck you"

Larry: "Fuck you, you're an ass."

Sherm: "WOULD YOU TWO SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I'LL BALL SNATCH THE BOTH OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ball Snatch by fartknocker101 January 25, 2010

Ball Satchel

In the same family as Banana Hammock. A word describing the actual functionality of men's underwear in general. Garments can range from the Banana Hammonck to tighty whities to boxers and boxer briefs.
Uhhh....all right...who left thier nasty ball satchels all over the bathroom?!?

The ball sack snatcher 

A strange in human figure who snatches nuts without consent
Billy: Are you still considerd a virgin if The ball sack snatcher steals ur balls (no answer)
The ball sack snatcher by Mr_pulty November 3, 2021

Bullsnatch 

another way of saying bullsh*t
Thats Bullsnatch, you liar!
Bullsnatch by Misty [KUpKiZZLE] August 7, 2008

Baldsnatchery 

That having to do with a bald snatch. Relating to a shorn pussy. That of a bald puss.
The baldsnatchery in the ladies locker room is incredible.

Baldsnatchery is very popular these days, but hair is making a comeback.

Cathy and Linda hooked up and decided to explore some baldsnatchery and they lost their 70’s style bushes as a result.
Baldsnatchery by Eaton Holgoode January 31, 2018

ballsnatch 

The area between a man's ballsack and anus.
Every time I go on a long hike I chafe in my ballsnatch. It never fails.
ballsnatch by SquareGrooper July 20, 2009

ballsnatcher 

Someone who grabs someone's balls unsuspectedly and without warning.

"That bitch Terry just grabbed my balls, fucking ballsnatcher."
ballsnatcher by Terry Dowell Brown November 22, 2006