Ball Pounder

When you pay money to go see a movie at the theater and the movie sucks so bad you would rather have your balls pounded flat with a wooden hammer than to see the movie again.

Bob: Hey! Did you see that movie with Jennifer Lopez?
Harry: Yeah, it was a ball pounder.

by Little Jimmy Proctor October 10, 2005

Ball Pounder

This is a person that is SO fuckin lame, they think that staying home and Pounding their Balls while they jackoff is a form of entertainment.

Is Cris comming with us?
No, that fuckin Ball Pounder is staying home.

by Dr. Battleship DeCock February 29, 2008