Napoleon's Bakery 

Napoleon's Bakery is a very popular bakery in Hawaii, Mostly in the Island of Oahu. The Bakery sells bread, cakes, pies, croissants, donuts, etc. and is a popular place to by birthday cakes. This Baker is commonly forged with Zippy's a Hawaiian Food chain that sells chili.

Costumer: I need a cake for my grandma.

Cashier: Go to Napoleon's Bakery

Costumer: But we're here, idiot

Napoleon's Bakery by MinesomeMC November 13, 2016

Asad's Bakery

The gluteus maximus of a man(debatable) named named Asad, its so big it has its own gravitational field.

"Bro, did you see Asad's cake?"
"Damn, bro got the whole bakery. I wanna clap Asad's bakery."

Asad's Bakery by ChadTirmizey May 25, 2023

It's about time I cleaned out that bakery 

Invented by Litty Lit (she ain't never gonna quit, lit lit big rip)

Letting one rip by an indivudual whos ass is bakery (thicc)

Litty let one rip this time she followed through, as she waddled away she thought "It's about time I cleaned out that bakery".

It's about time I cleaned out that bakery by Domsky September 13, 2023

Baker's Folly 

The "Baker's Folly" is an addendum to the Palma Sutra, the ancient vedic discourse on self-pleasure. The "Baker's Folly" is when the baker, weary from a full day of rising his bread, kneads his own dough into the baguette.

To perform the Baker's Folly once is to be clumsy, but to do it twice is bliss.

Baker's Folly by boatbutter March 9, 2007

baker's dozen 

In the Medieval Ages there was a period when bakers began cheating the public at such a rate that public outcry reached the ears of several kings. As bread was a daily staple of Medieval life, the bakers knew that they could charge a lot of money for minimal portions of their products. As such, kings levied laws against bakers stating that they were to lower their pricesand keep honest. In fact the common term "A Baker's Dozen" (meaning 13 instead of 12) came from this time period. Any baker caught selling less than an even dozen was strictly and harshly punished. As a result bakers began adding one extra loaf to be certain their count would be correct or even over the amount decreed by law.

How many donuts would you like?
A baker's dozen, please.

baker's dozen by allygat-urr April 17, 2005

Baker's Delight 

When two men twist their limp dick together, resulting in something that resembles a french braid.

My friend offered me the baker's delight. Unknowing of what it was, I accepted the friendly gesture.

A piss-drunk sex move for gay men.

Baker's Delight by DrowningInMagots April 18, 2008

Baker's Fuck

The act of not caring, literally not giving a fuck, up to 13 (a baker's dozen) times more than you would normally.

Man 1: "Hey do you mind if I go out with your ex-wife, she's been calling me for weeks?"

Man 2: "I don't give a baker's fuck what you do."

Baker's Fuck by The Civil Word Servant October 19, 2010