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Friend:Hey why is there a pentagram in your room
Me: Join bagle
Bagle by Froakiecoolgaming September 5, 2019
To bowl a game in bowling where you score less than 100 points and get a double gutter. Named for the "0" that show up when you gutter at some bowling alleys.
Person 1: Dude, I just bagled for the third time in a row!

Person 2: You know what coach said, 'Bagle, and I'll stone you to death'.
Bagle by Wind0wsman January 24, 2011
When you're a stupid shit and can't spell bagel correctly
Oh there's John, he spells it like bagle, no wonder the military's here.
Bagle by Somedoodthatisbored May 28, 2020
refers to the computer virus infection due from a worm.
this fucking bagle got into my computer!!!
bagle by Youngbuk August 29, 2009

bagle dog 

where you attempt a pink sock but when pulling out the penis rips off, stuck in the girl's but hole.
Dood after attempting a pink sock he got bagle dogged and had to go to the ER.
bagle dog by Tom Naime May 14, 2008

bagle eating jew 

A person of Jewish ethnicity who does not actively practice Judaism.
Did you see him at synagogue last week?

No. He's a bagle eating jew.
bagle eating jew by Deanthejew February 4, 2016
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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