Bagle

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Friend:Hey why is there a pentagram in your room
Me: Join bagle

by Froakiecoolgaming September 05, 2019

Bagle

To bowl a game in bowling where you score less than 100 points and get a double gutter. Named for the "0" that show up when you gutter at some bowling alleys.

Person 1: Dude, I just bagled for the third time in a row!

Person 2: You know what coach said, 'Bagle, and I'll stone you to death'.

by Wind0wsman January 24, 2011

Bagle

When you're a stupid shit and can't spell bagel correctly

Oh there's John, he spells it like bagle, no wonder the military's here.

by Somedoodthatisbored May 28, 2020

bagle

For any dumbass who cant spell bagel

That was a very good bagle I made.

by ShortAsian June 22, 2006

Bagl

Acronym meaning to Bust A Gut Laughing. Bagl is used in electronic exchanges such as texts, or posts on social networks.

Dude, Rozanna's comment just made me bagl!

by azupsman March 26, 2010

Bagling

bagling - n - 1.) a bagling is a fry dislodged from the frypod and resides in the bottom of the tasty fast food's bag, which becomes inedible after touching the bottom of the bag 2.) a douche-bag's apprentice, aka his douche-prodigy

1. Dude why the hell didn't you hold the bag, now there are baglings and those damn baglings taste like shit.

2. I feel so bad for that girl, her douche bag boyfriend brought his bagling on their date.

by S to the RAGE September 30, 2009

bagle

refers to the computer virus infection due from a worm.

this fucking bagle got into my computer!!!

by Youngbuk August 29, 2009