bagle

For any dumbass who cant spell bagel

That was a very good bagle I made.

by ShortAsian June 22, 2006

Bagle

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Friend:Hey why is there a pentagram in your room
Me: Join bagle

by Froakiecoolgaming September 5, 2019

Bagle

To bowl a game in bowling where you score less than 100 points and get a double gutter. Named for the "0" that show up when you gutter at some bowling alleys.

Person 1: Dude, I just bagled for the third time in a row!

Person 2: You know what coach said, 'Bagle, and I'll stone you to death'.

by Wind0wsman January 24, 2011

Bagle

When you're a stupid shit and can't spell bagel correctly

Oh there's John, he spells it like bagle, no wonder the military's here.

by Somedoodthatisbored May 28, 2020

bagle

refers to the computer virus infection due from a worm.

this fucking bagle got into my computer!!!

by Youngbuk August 29, 2009

bagle dog

where you attempt a pink sock but when pulling out the penis rips off, stuck in the girl's but hole.

Dood after attempting a pink sock he got bagle dogged and had to go to the ER.

by Tom Naime May 14, 2008

bagle eating jew

A person of Jewish ethnicity who does not actively practice Judaism.

Did you see him at synagogue last week?

No. He's a bagle eating jew.

by Deanthejew February 4, 2016