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For any dumbass who cant spell bagel
That was a very good bagle I made.
bagle by ShortAsian June 22, 2006
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Friend:Hey why is there a pentagram in your room
Me: Join bagle
Bagle by Froakiecoolgaming September 5, 2019
To bowl a game in bowling where you score less than 100 points and get a double gutter. Named for the "0" that show up when you gutter at some bowling alleys.
Person 1: Dude, I just bagled for the third time in a row!

Person 2: You know what coach said, 'Bagle, and I'll stone you to death'.
Bagle by Wind0wsman January 24, 2011
When you're a stupid shit and can't spell bagel correctly
Oh there's John, he spells it like bagle, no wonder the military's here.
Bagle by Somedoodthatisbored May 28, 2020
refers to the computer virus infection due from a worm.
this fucking bagle got into my computer!!!
bagle by Youngbuk August 29, 2009

bagle dog 

where you attempt a pink sock but when pulling out the penis rips off, stuck in the girl's but hole.
Dood after attempting a pink sock he got bagle dogged and had to go to the ER.
bagle dog by Tom Naime May 14, 2008

bagle eating jew 

A person of Jewish ethnicity who does not actively practice Judaism.
Did you see him at synagogue last week?

No. He's a bagle eating jew.
bagle eating jew by Deanthejew February 4, 2016
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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