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When you're a stupid shit and can't spell bagel correctly

Oh there's John, he spells it like bagle, no wonder the military's here.

When your girlfriend is so pissed with you she types in this letter for a substitute for "fuck you".

Josh: "Kristina, I'm sorry, I hope you can forgive me"
Kristina: "K"

a greeting

hi josh
go fuck yourself andrew

by Somedoodthatisbored March 30, 2021

The ultimate password to boredom. If one is able to type this without a thought, one has entered no return.

by Somedoodthatisbored March 30, 2021

The two words that are used when a nine year old gets salty

Fortnite nine year old: "Fortnite is best!!1!!111111!
Sensible Person:"No it aint"
Salty nine year old "Ur mom"