When something is horrible beyond belief, by far worse than any of its surroundings.
I ended up puking last night after dinner and leaving early. So did James and Grier. Jack in the Box was Baghdad
by leandeemz June 2, 2007
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During the act of sex, talking about pulling out but never actually doing it.
I promise I will. Don't worry. OOPS! Baghdad.
by Prowlerr March 5, 2011
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bad ass place east of sudan and west of Islamabad
Bush needs help from comptonsouth gatewattsYo dogg's to show baghdad dudes how to partay..day needs help to drive by & fly by & how to hang loose...
by itichie_nocanpo August 30, 2006
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There are two stages of a Baghdad. (Sexual Fetish)
Stage 1 - Female blows fecal matter over one's face until breathing is no longer capable (For a short period of time).
Stage 2 - Vagina of said female smears facal matter off face until breathing is successful.

Baghdad's are usually unexpected and traumatic, and are seemingly very rarely preformed.
"Greg totally got a Baghdad from that Indian chick at Subway yesterday!"
by Peach Prego February 23, 2008
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To bomb something.
Like a test, or an interview. Think of the title for the outkast song "Bombs over Baghdad".
"Dude, I just pulled a baghdad on my interview"
"I'm gonna go baghdad my final now."
by Todd B December 11, 2006
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A verb. A sexual act that originated in the west Texas area. Most commonly performed on older and slightly overweight women, preferably milfs. The act of a man using a woman's fatty stomach ripples to achieve sexual orgasm. Similair to using a woman's breast for it.
by Danny_G March 25, 2005
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A method of post coital clean up involving anything at hand. Could be the drapes, the bed sheets, some loose clothing - etc.

See also: Pan American and South American
She didn't have anything to clean up with after I came all over the place - So I pulled a Baghdad maid and used her shirt...
by Bog-man July 30, 2016
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