Baghdaded

Adj-To begin a group project that is supposed to be a cakewalk, then half of the group doesn't do anything useful, making the supposed cakewalk into an all out war of group project finishing with no help. In the process much time and possibly money will be wasted.

John: "this project is going to be easy as tits!"
Ramon: "I know! We have two smart girls that will do all the work"

the day before its due

John: "What the FUCK happened to this project being easy?
Those tit-chested little shits didn't do anything!"
Ramon: "yeah, we totally got fucking baghdaded"

by Ramon Totsky December 18, 2009

baghdaded

A verb. A sexual act that originated in the west Texas area. Most commonly performed on older and slightly overweight women, preferably milfs. The act of a man using a woman's fatty stomach ripples to achieve sexual orgasm. Similair to using a woman's breast for it.

I baghdad'd Johnny's mom.

by Danny_G March 25, 2005

Baghdad maid

A method of post coital clean up involving anything at hand. Could be the drapes, the bed sheets, some loose clothing - etc.

See also: Pan American and South American

She didn't have anything to clean up with after I came all over the place - So I pulled a Baghdad maid and used her shirt...

by Bog-man July 29, 2016

Baghdadism

the belief that the Baghdadi people inherently superior to other iraqis and that Baghdadis should have control over people of other cities of iraq.

The real Baghdadi "Big Lie" is the long-held belief that all Baghdadis are always harmless and good and all people from southern cities especially ”Basra, Thi Qar, Misan” are dangerous, evil and uneducated.

That has conditioned Baghdadis to think they're always right, no matter how stupid the belief.

A: I've studied this in school, it's also related to my work which means I have a wide experience in doing it.
B: WTF ARE YOU DOING? EW YOU'RE UNEDUCATED IGNORANT KID!
A: I can smell Baghdadism coming out your mouth trying 2 be the right kid in here but trust me you ain't nothing but a douche.

by Hawraa December 31, 2021

Bahdadada

a laugh word that may be a result of ironic misfortune or just general misfortune. The laugh is generally used when someone does something wrong and it may not be laugh out loud funny, but as a harsh response the laugh can be used. Basically used for the amusement of others around a persons misfortune.

Fred: that bike trick is easy, watch.
Bill: Go on then.
(Fred attempts a bike trick and fails, falling off his bike)
Bill: Bahdadada.

Roger: I can't find my class anywhere.
Sam: Really?
Roger: Yeh, i've looked all round the school but i can't find them.
Peter: Bahdadada.

Nicholas: So 2x2=4 and 3x3 is 12... i mean 9.
Liam: BAHDADADA!

by Roger Burton May 29, 2008

bombing baghdad

When you take a huge shit.

Guy: "Sorry dude, I'll be right back, just Bombing Baghdad."
Other Guy: "Watch out for civilian casualties."

by wongabird December 3, 2009

Bagpipes from baghdad

The title of Eminem's song dissing nick cannon and his wife Mariah Carey.Bagpipes from Baghdad refers to a hookah.In the past hookahs were traditionally used for smoking Weed and opium.Saying someone is blowing on their bagpipes from Baghdad means they must be high.

Mark:you see that fox over there at the end of the bar
Jeff:yeah, why?
Mark:ima hit that
Jeff:yeah right bro you must be blowing on those bagpipes from baghdad

by 34567890730yrytiodf;hgkls;hru9 June 30, 2011