Skip to main content

Bagel the Beagle

The very best name for a beagle. Objectively the best one to give to a beagle due to it being a very similar word to beagle. And if your beagle was previously called “Beagle” before having a name, they should take to “Bagel” quite quickly! All Bagel beagles are really kind puppers, coming from someone who has their own Bagel the beagle. The only other name that rivals Bagel as the best beagle name is Snoopy, but really any name is good for a beagle - but Bagel is the best!
Kid 1: hey what’s the name of your new puppy?
Kid 2: Bagel the Beagle!
Kid 1: that’s such a cute name for a cute dog!
Kid 2: it is! He’s a good boy.
by CassetteMeower March 2, 2023
mugGet the Bagel the Beagle mug.

The Birmingham Bagle

A spinoff of The Houdini The Birmingham Bagle involves tricking your woman into thinking you're about to do something you're not. As you're about to finish off, pretending you're about to Peter North her so she closes her eyes, and opens her mouth. You pretend to be jerking it to trick her into thinking she's about to recieve a seimen bath, this is when you turn around very stealthfuly and unleash either a fart, or a diarrhea mess on her face and in her mouth. The Birmingham bagle is one of the hardest moves to pull off in history, and works much better if you have the runs.
You might as well call me the champ cause just last night, I gave April the Birmingham Bagle! Huzzah!
by Rud November 8, 2007
mugGet the The Birmingham Bagle mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email