A spinoff of The Houdini The Birmingham Bagle involves tricking your woman into thinking you're about to do something you're not. As you're about to finish off, pretending you're about to Peter North her so she closes her eyes, and opens her mouth. You pretend to be jerking it to trick her into thinking she's about to recieve a seimen bath, this is when you turn around very stealthfuly and unleash either a fart, or a diarrhea mess on her face and in her mouth. The Birmingham bagle is one of the hardest moves to pull off in history, and works much better if you have the runs.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods