Bag sex

Where, a person is in a state of not being sexually satisfied, chooses to buy bags, shoes and accessories to try and get the same kind of buzz.

I had the best bag sex today when I was shopping. Screw my ex, this is better.

by Distinctly Female December 5, 2017

bag of sex

A very sarcastic term. Used when something that you just did was really gay and not fun at all.

Wow school today was just a bag of sex.

by Mikeg62492 May 9, 2006

bag of sex

An extremely sarcastic term used for something that wasn't fun at all.

"Wow, writing five essays today was a lot of fun."
"Yeah I know school was a bag of sex today."

by Mikeg_ May 12, 2006

sex bags

different size and shape bags, often of paper formation, kept at easy reach from the sex bed and used to remove ugliness from basic sexual encounters. the sex bags must be positioned correctly to avoid accidental eye damage and lose of sex lust. draw your own face on the bag if you desire!

Betty can only get it if she puts on a sex bag and tries very hard not to remind me of who im doing.
"for christ sake woman just pick one of you many sex bags"

by daveyb1 January 24, 2011

Sex Bag

A bag like object used for sex. Commonly a girlfriend.

James - My brother's girlfriend is staying around tonight.

David - Ah, the good old sex bag. Lets face it thats what a girlfriend is.

James - Haha, but i use my cat...

by Dave Bryce May 19, 2007