Bag sex

Where, a person is in a state of not being sexually satisfied, chooses to buy bags, shoes and accessories to try and get the same kind of buzz.

I had the best bag sex today when I was shopping. Screw my ex, this is better.

by Distinctly Female December 5, 2017

Sex Bag

A bag like object used for sex. Commonly a girlfriend.

James - My brother's girlfriend is staying around tonight.

David - Ah, the good old sex bag. Lets face it thats what a girlfriend is.

James - Haha, but i use my cat...

by Dave Bryce May 19, 2007

bag of sex

A very sarcastic term. Used when something that you just did was really gay and not fun at all.

Wow school today was just a bag of sex.

by Mikeg62492 May 9, 2006

bag of sex

An extremely sarcastic term used for something that wasn't fun at all.

"Wow, writing five essays today was a lot of fun."
"Yeah I know school was a bag of sex today."

by Mikeg_ May 12, 2006

CornFed Metro Sexual Jew Bag

A Slacked Jawwed metro sexual Jew Bag from yokal country whom thinks they are better then all. really they are a discrace to themselves and are to stupid to realise it.

picture the stingyness of a jew add a bit of tard and the classic slack jaw. wrap that in Calvin Klein and you got CornFed. Why dont you do the world a favor and kill yourself

that slacked jawwed CornFed Metro Sexual Jew Bag is a real douche bag

by Sloppsta January 17, 2008

I sexually identify as a walmart bag

"I sexually identify as a Walmart bag" is a humorous phrase used to describe someone who feels a deep sense of identity and connection with the crumpled, discarded, and often-misunderstood existence of a Walmart bag. It's a tongue-in-cheek way of poking fun at the complexities of modern identity politics and the tendency to label oneself with unusual and unconventional descriptors. In essence, it's a lighthearted joke that playfully mocks the idea of identifying with an inanimate object, while also acknowledging the absurdity and humor in doing so.

- Nice to meet you. May I ask for your pronouns?
- I sexually identify as a walmart bag.
- Uhm, can I just call you they/them?
- I IDENTIFY AS A WALMART BAG. THAT'S REALLY OFFENSIVE TO ME. I'M Walmart/Bag, NOT They/Them!!!!!!!!!!!

by Narmak2 April 23, 2024

Bagsexual

When your not interest in a boy or girl only the money bag

I’m bagsexual this whole week

by Yfgnai March 2, 2019