Bag sex 

Where, a person is in a state of not being sexually satisfied, chooses to buy bags, shoes and accessories to try and get the same kind of buzz.

I had the best bag sex today when I was shopping. Screw my ex, this is better.

Bag sex by Distinctly Female December 5, 2017

Sex Bag 

A bag like object used for sex. Commonly a girlfriend.

James - My brother's girlfriend is staying around tonight.

David - Ah, the good old sex bag. Lets face it thats what a girlfriend is.

James - Haha, but i use my cat...

Sex Bag by Dave Bryce May 19, 2007

bag of sex 

A very sarcastic term. Used when something that you just did was really gay and not fun at all.

Wow school today was just a bag of sex.

bag of sex by Mikeg62492 May 9, 2006

bag of sex 

An extremely sarcastic term used for something that wasn't fun at all.

"Wow, writing five essays today was a lot of fun."
"Yeah I know school was a bag of sex today."

bag of sex by Mikeg_ May 12, 2006

CornFed Metro Sexual Jew Bag 

A Slacked Jawwed metro sexual Jew Bag from yokal country whom thinks they are better then all. really they are a discrace to themselves and are to stupid to realise it.

picture the stingyness of a jew add a bit of tard and the classic slack jaw. wrap that in Calvin Klein and you got CornFed. Why dont you do the world a favor and kill yourself

that slacked jawwed CornFed Metro Sexual Jew Bag is a real douche bag

CornFed Metro Sexual Jew Bag by Sloppsta January 17, 2008

I sexually identify as a walmart bag

"I sexually identify as a Walmart bag" is a humorous phrase used to describe someone who feels a deep sense of identity and connection with the crumpled, discarded, and often-misunderstood existence of a Walmart bag. It's a tongue-in-cheek way of poking fun at the complexities of modern identity politics and the tendency to label oneself with unusual and unconventional descriptors. In essence, it's a lighthearted joke that playfully mocks the idea of identifying with an inanimate object, while also acknowledging the absurdity and humor in doing so.

- Nice to meet you. May I ask for your pronouns?
- I sexually identify as a walmart bag.
- Uhm, can I just call you they/them?
- I IDENTIFY AS A WALMART BAG. THAT'S REALLY OFFENSIVE TO ME. I'M Walmart/Bag, NOT They/Them!!!!!!!!!!!

I sexually identify as a walmart bag by Narmak2 April 23, 2024

Bagsexual

When your not interest in a boy or girl only the money bag

I’m bagsexual this whole week

Bagsexual by Yfgnai March 2, 2019