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Bag of Tits 

Tricky one this, can have deul meaning depending on the occasion/conversation inwhich the phrase is used:-

"a good thing"
tits being good and a bag full being even better

Can also be used to decribe a person who is unlucky and/or stupid
He's the kind of guy who would fall into a bag of tits and come out sucking his thumb!
Bag of Tits by thevisitor August 10, 2006

Bag of tits 

When a woman's breasts hang so low down that you have to reach all the way down her top to grab them. Obviously, this is sexual harassment if done without consent, so don't do it unless both you and her want to do it.
Guy 1: So what'd you do today?
Guy 2: My girlfriend had a massive bag of tits, and I grabbed those puppies and smushed them!

Guy 1: Man, I wish I was you :(
Bag of tits by Turtilator200 July 23, 2016

dirty bag of tits

well, ya see.. you have a bag. a dirty bag that is. and to make that bag dirty, you shit in it. then with your bag full of shit, you put the shit on the girls chest & moterboat it. good luck, have fun, & be safe.
dude! i totally popped a boner when i was givin that girl a dirty bag of tits!
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