Bag of Assholes 

1. something really shitty
2. an awful smell

That dude in accounting smells like a "bag of assholes"!

Bag of Assholes by william braski November 22, 2006

Bag of Assholes 

To describe a situation in wich it is extremely dark. Pitch black.

"Dam Geena, its darker than a bag of assholes in here! turn the light on!"

Bag of Assholes by spotty Mcgee February 12, 2006

Smashed Bag of Assholes

1. "Smashed Bag of Assholes" is phrase used in a figurative manner to describe something that is disgusting as fuck, such as crumpled up paper bag full of prolapsed anuses.

2. This phrase is sometimes used to describe a location containing ignorant people.

1:
Girl: Like my new dress? I thought of you when I bought it!
Guy: You look like a smashed bag of assholes. Now get your bitch ass out of my face.

2:
Dude: That bar was a smashed bag of assholes.
Some other dude: It certainly was. Onto the next one!

Smashed Bag of Assholes by 4tuna August 23, 2014

Uglier than a bag of assholes 

Less attractive than ugly. Smack you in your face ugly. Make you wonder why ugly. When someone just takes ugly to a whole new level.

Dude! Have you seen his new girlfriend?! That chick is uglier than a bag of assholes!

Uglier than a bag of assholes by New York Stacey June 13, 2019

A clear bag of smashed assholes 

Very bad, Very foul. Something that one would generally not wish to see. What's worse than A bag of smashed assholes? A clear bag of them. To increase the level of effect a weight is sometimes given, such as 5 Lb. bag or 10 Lb. bag.

Usually used to describe how one feels. Particularly after a night of drunken debauchery.

"Did you guys see Joe come into work this morning? He looked like a clear bag of smashed assholes".

A clear bag of smashed assholes by Jumpingrat September 5, 2008

A clear bag of smashed assholes 

Very bad, Very foul. Something that one would generally not wish to see. What's worse than A bag of smashed assholes? A clear bag of them. To increase the level of effect a weight is sometimes given, such as 5 Lb. bag or 10 Lb. bag.

Usually used to describe how one feels. Particularly after a night of drunken debauchery.

"Did you guys see Joe come into work this morning? He looked like a clear bag of smashed assholes".

A clear bag of smashed assholes by Jumpingrat September 4, 2008

A bag of smashed assholes 

A person looks like a bag of smashed assholes
ie there really ugly

"man that girl looks like a bag of smashed assholes"

A bag of smashed assholes by Eric Renton May 6, 2006