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Baden-Baden 

As a citizen of Baden-Baden you are superior to everyone. You go to school with a G Wagon and a Porsche. You have brunch in Leo’s, Dinner in 87MammaLina and your night drinks in Roomers. You dislike people from Rastatt and your children will go to the Päda before they takeover your business.
You re not from Baden-Baden? Don’t talk to me!
Baden-Baden by Päda-Student November 21, 2021
Probably some German dude who has a HUGE dick, like bigger then big. He doesn't hate anyone and everyone wants to be around him. He is an absolute Playa p.s. he has a HUGE DICK
Person 1: Dude is that Baden over there?

Person 2: Yeah, all the girls say he's a god at sex!!

Person 3: Oh yeah thats right, i do remember someone telling me that!
Baden by Meganqwer1 August 12, 2018

The Baden Powell

The art of getting stinky fingers by making the scout sign before hand. In other words inserting the 3 middle fingers of your right hand into her virginal passage.
I gave her the Baden Powell last night
The Baden Powell by Mr_Homebrew November 15, 2010
An Asian who eats noodles and rice every day. He would gladly die for any of his closest friends, most of which are female. Even though he's an Asian he has a huge cock that every girl would gladly ride.
Girl 1: Oh my god! The guy's cock that I just rode stretched my asshole wide open! It felt like the biggest cock I've ever ridden!
Girl 2: He must be a Baden~
Baden by FiveDollarSuckyForOneBucky January 19, 2018
NOUN
A person or persons who frequently leaves the computer while an audio chat session is in progress, thus spamming the chat room with background noise.
Jack's account AHHHHH DO THE DISWASHER JIM I CANT BELIEVE YOUR IGNORING ME
John's account Woah Jack, she's screaming pretty loud at your end, isn't she?
Bill's account ...Jack?
John's account Bill, I think he's pulled a Baden
Baden by Cryfall July 14, 2014
A male who thinks he's better then he is and finds faults in others before realising his true self. A Baden is someone who is undecided about many things and shows a side of sensitivity and an untrusting nature. Although a Baden can be a negative person, his love will always be strong for one person. He is a gentle man who will be a great husband and father.
Wow, that man and woman love each other a lot.

Yeah he's definitely a Baden.
Baden by Carter Lloyd November 30, 2013
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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