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Human lips (generally female) sprouting a garden of cold sores resulting in pale yellow clusters on normal pink tissue with a "bacon like" appearance.
Hey, Baconlips, come over here (in a few weeks) and give me a big sloppy kiss!
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Bacolicous 

Anything that has bacon to a great degree of awesomeness.

This can relate to the quantity or quality of the bacon, or also to the presentation.
Breakfast today was bacolicous.
That pig looks bacolicous.

These pictures: http://baconbreath.deluxecode.com/wovenbacon.jpg
Bacolicous by Stubz452 September 30, 2008
A city on the island of Negros in the Philippines, arguably the best city ever. It is knows for the Masskara festival, a parade of masked people dancing through the city streets. It is also know for it's overall super awesomeness. The people are friendly, and it's great to live in. All residents of Bacolod embody the Pinoy spirit, just like any other city in the Philippines. For tourists, hotel accommodations are easy to find and from Bacolod you can visit a lot of other places in Negros.
Dude, I live in Bacolod and it's the best.

I just came back from Bacolod, and now I think I'm a little more awesome.
Bacolod by pacmanawesomepants October 14, 2009

Baconlube 

Love bacon and all its goodness? Want to spice things up in the bedroom? Well, you’re sure to love this new product, baconlube™. baconlube is a delicious personal lubricant designed to “keep it sizzlin’”. Now you can have your cake and eat it too.

NOTE: This is not a real product nor is this an ad of any kind.
Guy 1: How did your date go last night?

Guy 2: Well, I went out and bought some Baconlube. Fill in the Blanks ;)

Guy 1: Oooohoo nice!!
Baconlube by traceur_ryuk May 6, 2009
A city in the Philippines, about an hour's flight south of the capital,Manila.
Home to lots of beautiful women & friendly people. The climate there is less humid and a lot more comfortable than Manila.
Unfortunately it also has the dubious distinction of the only Philippine city that repeatedly elects a fudgepacking mayor.
I went to Bacolod city last year and their mayor,Bing, asked if he could blow me. I told the faggot to fuck off and left.
Bacolod by naknumm September 6, 2007

Baconlicious 

Baconlicious is bacon, bacon flavor, anything that bacon is added to anything of or pertaining to Bacon delicious bacon the salty meat, the gateway meat, the proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy, bacon makes everything better!
I had a plate of bacon, it was baconlicious; I had a cheeseburger, I added bacon and it was baconlicious; I had a scallop, I wrapped it in bacon, it was baconlicious; I had a turkey sandwich, I added bacon, it was baconlicious; I had a grilled cheese sandwich, I added bacon, it was baconlicious; I had a sandwich with lettuce and tomato I added bacon, it was baconlicious....
Baconlicious by jmspaesq November 16, 2010