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Double-Backhoe

A vicious, rigid, and determined dance that is executed by 40 something aged women that dress like they are twenty something's.(Also called "Scallywags or Swamp Donkeys). It occurs when a live band plays a Judas priest cover song, or a similar rock tune from the same era. This dance is performed by throwing both arms back behind you in a vicious "scooping" motion and repeating this motion completely out of rhythm with the song. It can be intensified by having an angry face, and crow hopping in between scoops.
Sadie double-backhoed her way backstage and was never seen again......
Double-Backhoe by Scoopalone May 19, 2013

Blackhole sun 

Soundgarden's best known song. Also, the best "Fuck the world" song ever written.
Hang my head, drown my fear, till you all just dissapear
Blackhole sun won't you come and wash away the rain.
Blackhole sun by Wtf donut August 6, 2009

backhole 

the gaping blackness, the ever growing void, the all devouring maw that is nikocado avocado's uncensored onlyfans asshole
I need a million backholes sent to this mans dms immediately!
backhole by subtoleonard March 13, 2022

backhoe joe

(n.) A word describing a guy who is not your main squeeze. Subordinate to the boyfriend. A side-guy.
This term is widely used in Howard County.
"Isn't Dave your boyfriend?"
"Oh yeah he is. But Ryan is my backhoe joe."
backhoe joe by srad April 4, 2015

youtube blackhole 

where you go to youtube expecting to watch the video you went there for, but you then proceed to get lured into clicking on video after video from that damn "related video" side bar until you are fully hypnotized by youtube. and before you know it, hours have past and you sit there saying to yourself "how the hell did I go from watching puppies to chicks kicking hobos in the balls?"
Bob; yo dude why didnt you text me back last night?
Me; Sorry bro, i got sucked into a youtube blackhole and before i knew it, it was 4am.
youtube blackhole by yungbl00d January 30, 2014

nigger backhoe 

"boy, you mighty handy on the end of that nigger backhoe"
nigger backhoe by max loads November 1, 2008