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backburner

used to describe a boy or girl of slight interest who isn't exactly qualified to date at the moment, but may come in handy later. thus one places them on the "back burner," keeping them warm (subtle flirting, etc.), until you're ready to chow down (i.e. date, talk, hang out with when one has nothing else to do, etc.)
"Yea Tom is acting like a dick tonight, but I have Joe on the backburner, I think I'll give him a call."
by Melissa C. January 4, 2008
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a place where you put things you don't have time/money for or have otherwise abandoned.
origin: an urban fire escape where you go and get a sunburn on your back.
you don't have room for that in your life, you'd better put it on the back burner
by brap February 5, 2005
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backburner

The AIM window that keeps blinking, yet you do not click on it. You are more focused doing other things, such as checking e-mail or listening to music.
I didn't want to talk to Nick, so I left him on my backburner.

Andrew was pissing me off, so I he was going to sit on my backburner until he calmed down.

Shit. I don't feel like talking to Jenna, I said I'd hang out with her. I can't sign off, she'll get the message. She's just going to sit on my backburner until she ignores me.
by Peter M January 2, 2009
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Backburner

Anal intercourse involving mentholated sports rub
My girl offered up backdoor action, but i was out of lube. All i had was some Icy Hot, so i gave her a backburner
by Sir Shatalot September 7, 2019
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Jill came over last night and I gave her a backburner. her pooper's probably sore today
by billiumk December 20, 2006
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Backburner

A Backburner is someone you'd wait for, your favorite someone, but they'd leave you for their "someone else" without hesitation, they'd use you as a move on material, if they did that then YOUR their backburner. You basically settled for being their backburner without knowing.
"when will you choose me?"
"never, because im waiting for someone else, your my backburner."
by 3udoraaXx April 24, 2024
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Backburner Bastard

The kind of bastard that puts nice pretty girls on the back burner, and instead dates some biologically confused Mexican trash bag that sells herself for food stamps and thinks she's a vampire.
Person 1: Gosh darnet I really liked that guy but it turns out that he was just a backburner bastard.

Person 2: Don't worry he'll be burned back when he's sitting in the corner and watching that Mexican slut sell her self for food stamps.

Person 1: Yeah, I hope it burns when he's eating Mexican man cum out of her twat..... stupid fucking backburner bastard.
by Lacey666 November 30, 2011
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