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Bachelor Breakfast 

Eating breakfast (or any other meal really) while standing at your kitchen counter instead of sitting at your kitchen table.
My dad drives my mom crazy eating his bachelor breakfast of burnt toast.
Word of the Day on May 18, 2008
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Bachelor Breakfast 

The process of cooking and consuming breakfast (depending on the time of day) at the stove directly out of the frying pan in an effort to conserve dishes.
Kelso dominated his scrambled eggs and bacon with only the use of a fork and a frying pan (spachela not included)... the Bachelor Breakfast of a true champion!

bachelor breakfast 

Two cups of coffee and four cigarettes.
I was running late so I just had a bachelor breakfast.

Bachelor Breakfast 

Waking up every morning and giving oral sex to the woman you slept with the previous night (Typically a different woman every time this happens).
Man, Steve was tellin us he's had a Bachelor breakfast every morning since Tina left him!
Bachelor Breakfast by nicocaponi March 23, 2009

Bachelors Breakfast 

When a single man bangs the chick he did last night instead of eating breakfast.
I had a bachelors breakfast this morning with Jessica Alba :)
Bachelors Breakfast by bang blake December 30, 2008
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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