Bacari 

An amazing guy. He makes you happy. He acts like an idiot but that's how he is. He is caring, loving, unique, be happy you met a Bacari. He makes you smile. He's an amazing boyfriend, husband, and father.

Person 1; Have you met a Bacari before?
Person 2; No.
Person 3; You should. He's undescribable, I'll introduce you to him.

Bacari by Jennifer Andison July 30, 2018

bavarian handshake 

The act of passing one's hand through one's own lederhosen crotch flap, to shake someone else's hand. Popular at German (and German-themed) festivals.

Franz's Bavarian handshake caught me off guard--but what a grip!

bavarian handshake by Lawrence Main June 25, 2017

bavarian bell tower 

See Dutch Marines

Bavarian Bell Tower? Why does that sound like something I don't want to look up on Urban Dictionary?

bavarian bell tower by Montgomery Patton December 12, 2018

Bacardi 151

On the technical side, Bacardi 151 is a liquor developed by the Bacardi Corporation, based out of Hamilton, Bermuda. It is 75.5% alcohol by volume, hence the name. 75.5 % ABV is 151 proof. It is also the same alcohol content used in the fuel for a V2 rocket.

That moves us on to the less technical side, the reason you came here instead of Wikipedia. I would say that Bacardi 151 is the devil, but the truth is that the devil actually rejects its use in his parties in Hell because it is simply too flammable. Bacardi 151 is an eldritch horror, born not in Bermuda, but in some dark place where things that feast on human corruption grow large in the shadows. To say that it is not fit for human consumption is an understatement. Stories end when it is mentioned. Men sob. Bears die.

Whoever said "all things in moderation" was not discussing this spirit. Moderation is not the key here. This beverage looks at moderation, laughs, and says something so raunchy about its mother that it snaps. Two lightly mixed drinks with Bacardi 151 will have you throwing up, walking into glass doors like a confused bird, and questioning your own existence on a night you intended to spend celebrating.

Bacardi 151 is a bad idea. I would say to kill it with fire, but unless you want an ungodly explosion of glass and piss-colored fuel from Hitler's vengeance weapon, you really should just pour it out in honor of all the people who I am sure it has killed.

The defendant drank three shots of Bacardi 151, consumed a parakeet, then jumped onto the hood of a police car and defecated. When arrested, he stated that he was "Giving the officer the bird." No parakeet bone or feather fragments were found in his stool.

Bacardi 151 by TudorGothicSerpent January 25, 2014

Bavarian bell tower 

A famous landmark in iSorrowproductions' American Dream Theme Park

"Aww man, I wanna go to the American Dream Theme Park to see the Bavarian Bell Tower!"

Bavarian bell tower by SansLeEpicSkeleton December 12, 2018

Bacaroni

Macaroni; with a little bit of bacon. If you think that's bad, then you're mistaken.

Joe: "yo man sauce me some o' that bacaroni"
Bob: "Can't man I'm watchin my cholesterol levels"
Joe: "A'ight man."

Bacaroni by 420memer April 22, 2016

Bacardi 

Strong feelings towards a male/female that lead to actions out of character

She is so Bacardi for him/ He is actually triple Bacardi no coke

Bacardi by Cartys February 12, 2019