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Babyfoot 

Also known as table soccer or foosball.
This game looks boring as hell from an external point of view, but when you get into it it's fucking addictive, just like Counter-Strike.
The players are most likely geeks who skip their maths class to play, talk shit to each other and yell like they won the FIFA World Cup when they score a goal.
This game requires a lot of skill to play and there are worldwide competitions with thousands of dollars to win, where only the cream of the geeks, the kings of the wrists can attend.
A-"This one entered your ass realllllly deep noob."
B-"Damn, that was painful. How did it pass ???"
A-"I've got a wall hack."
B-"Damn wallhaxor !
Babyfoot by Damien October 4, 2004
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babyfoot 

That's the right way you should call table soccer if you want to look cool. NOT Foosball.
Foosball player: Hey guys, let's play foosball!
Babyfoot player: Mike, can you pass me your Molotov Cocktail, plz?
babyfoot by NRGpab September 30, 2004

Babyfoot 

When a grown mans erect penis is no larger than a Newborn Babies foot.

This is a very rare occurrence, and should be seen to be believed.
"I don't have a small Penis! My Penis is the size of a babyfoot!"
Babyfoot by Bleep Blorp August 29, 2018