A long and girthy penis. Like a baby arm in length, but also extremely thick.
Pericles: So I heard you got his big donny last night. I told you it was a baby arm!
Carin: You weren't kidding that his cock is huge! You should know, though, that it is really a baby thigh. I think I might be permanently stretched out and need a daddy stitch. AND I had to stretch my mouth so wide to give him a bj that my jaw now pops.
A "Thigh Baby" acures when a male "pulls out" before ejaculating and the "left-overs" get on her thigh. Then by accident, or on purpose, some sperm gets into the vaginal area. Affect of this being a baby. This also explains that some virgins can get pregnant, if under the right curcumstances.
Brad: I don't know what happended, I pulled out but she still got pregnent.
Josh: Looks like you got a thigh baby, that sucks.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)