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baby nerd 

A person (usually male) that is short, skinny, and looks young(like a baby) that happens to be a nerd and does things like get straight A's, does their homework, and does not participate in much physical activity, instead plays an excess amount of video games.
Hey Chris, wanna to go swimming with us?
No thankyou, my father requested that I study all night.
Man....what a baby nerd
baby nerd by Champigne July 12, 2006
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baby nerd 

Somebody who is or essembles a baby and is smart to the point of nerdy. They usaully make excuses, usaully involving what their parents think, to avoid physical activity. They are very delicate, and easily offended.
Look at Melvin the baby nerd over there, he can't even lift his straight 'A' report card.
baby nerd by Big Will 'E' July 14, 2006

baby nerd 

A person who is really small compared to their age group, and is really smart. They often study and get straight A's. Common baby nerd names are Donald, Christopher, and Matthew. They are easily offended when called a baby nerd, and use responses such as, "What are you talking about, I go outside more than you," but these are lies 99% of the time. Baby nerds often have a babyish face with glasses. Also they often study, read, and whine.
Hey Donald your such a baby nerd.

How am I a baby nerd?

Well, your sitting their reading a geometry book in Gym.

I'm not a baby nerd!

Your a butthead and baby nerd
baby nerd by Dr. Smart July 30, 2006

Baby nerd 

A baby nerd is someone who cries and doesn't tell you why (probably because it's stupid).

He probably wears glasses and plays mind craft on his free time.
Ray is a baby nerd .
Baby nerd by Lynae17 June 20, 2016

Baby Nerd 

2. A specific type of nerd with an overly enthusiastic love and focus for infants and toddlers. Could be characterized by Juvenile behaviour, babyish soft voice , and activities, themes , decor etc geared to 0-4 year olds.
Ill support your reborn baby hobby but im not going to be a ‘baby nerd’ like your friend and her husband because its too awkward corny and mushy for me.
Baby Nerd by Machojerk July 24, 2022

nerd baby 

A nerd baby is a person who is annoying and so full of themselves that they act like a nerd due to them thinking they are smarter than everyone else and too much of baby to except they're not making them annoying.
Joe: Wow Johnny is really annoying and he's so full of himself he's such a nerd baby!
nerd baby by Lasagna Ocelot October 19, 2020

Baby girl nerd 

A cute girlfriend who does nerd things with you like video games and Pokemon Go
I caught a Pokemon with my baby girl nerd
Baby girl nerd by Humpdayyy49 July 13, 2016
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