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Baby fingering

Sticking one finger in someone’s asshole and slowly making your way to your baby finger and sucking on all the fingers that have been inside of the asshole.
I gave my wife a baby fingering last night
Baby fingering by Jonk67 November 8, 2025

Finger Baby 

Having or making a finger baby is simply the act of fingering as performed by a lesbian to another. Lesbians are women and they do not have penises so they cannot actually make a baby. Rather, they finger each other, thus colloquially sex can be called making a finger baby, or often, making finger babies. See the "finger babies" entry.
"You're hot. I want to have your finger baby."

Finger Baby 

When you finger a woman so well that it gets her pregnant.
Annie got finger blasted so hard that she's pregnant now. The doctor said it' a finger baby.
Finger Baby by Chumpy12335 November 17, 2019

Finger Baby 

When you come on your hand, in which there's a cut on your finger thus resulting in a finger baby.
After Jason's fifth ejaculation of the day, he realized he had a good chance of having a finger baby 9 months later.
Finger Baby by BlakeP July 7, 2008

Finger punch the baby box 

The act of intensely inserting finger(s) into your mate’s vagina, resulting in a violent but much appreciated orgasm.
After drinking too much wine, Enzo blurted, Laura I’m gonna finger punch the baby box, which she detested but somehow yearned.
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026