Baby Door
She pulled her undergarment down to expose her baby door – and inserted her man's pulsating piledriver .
Baby Door by Buck naked May 28, 2017
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door baby
When a woman of breeding age finds out that she will be serving an extended prison sentence which will render her infertile by her release date, yet she still wishes to reproduce, she will endeavor to have a door baby.
This is done by coercing a male donor to ejaculate into a small, tubular receptacle, usually a toothpaste tube. The tube is then smuggled into the cell via a food tray. The most common way to do this is by placing it within a hamburger bun at feed time.
The prospective mother will then insert the tube into her vagina and squeeze. Thus, with any luck, the miracle of life will occur.
This is done by coercing a male donor to ejaculate into a small, tubular receptacle, usually a toothpaste tube. The tube is then smuggled into the cell via a food tray. The most common way to do this is by placing it within a hamburger bun at feed time.
The prospective mother will then insert the tube into her vagina and squeeze. Thus, with any luck, the miracle of life will occur.
door baby by OB-GYN kanobe November 30, 2009
Back Door Drip Baby
A child conceived from the mother engaging in anal sex and allowing for the semen to drip from her anus into her vagina.
In order to achieve impregnation the male must first ejaculate inside of the females rectum. The female will bow her legs tilting her body forward. The female will then take her hand and gently spread a cheek allowing for the anus to expand and create a conduit for the semen to trickle down towards her pubic region. She will use her free hand to catch and vigorously rub the anal semen into her vagina.
In order to achieve impregnation the male must first ejaculate inside of the females rectum. The female will bow her legs tilting her body forward. The female will then take her hand and gently spread a cheek allowing for the anus to expand and create a conduit for the semen to trickle down towards her pubic region. She will use her free hand to catch and vigorously rub the anal semen into her vagina.
Whats wrong dude?
I just found out I am a back door drip baby.
No way man!
Yeah, I guess mom was really into the anal cream pies back in the day
I just found out I am a back door drip baby.
No way man!
Yeah, I guess mom was really into the anal cream pies back in the day
Back Door Drip Baby by Ritter the Critter November 16, 2011
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Fleg
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
Skeef
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
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