Baby Dick Syndrome

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The medical condition in which your dangler does not develop beyond the size of a babies. Usually less then two inches erect.

Brad wanted to have sexual intercourse with a lady, however he was unable to preform because he suffers from Baby Dick Syndrome

Baby Dick Syndrome by safehammer November 29, 2006

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baby dick syndrome

It's when you are being a wussy about something or a cry baby. Also it simply means you have a baby dick.

Dakota was complaining about pain in his groin area so nasboss told him that he's being a baby dick and that he could also be suffering front baby dick syndrome!

baby dick syndrome by nasboss August 27, 2014

Baby Dick Syndrome

A seriously misleading syndrome. A man who seemingly has an extremely small penis will surprise even the sluttiest college girls when they get hard. Don't be disappointed if your guy seems like he has a small one, because he may just surprise you with a anaconda that would put even the most well-endowed porn super-star to shame.

Woman One: "Damn girl, I can't believe you say Tyrone had a big cock. He was so small! I ran out of that room so fast!"

Woman Two: "No, girl! He has Baby Dick Syndrome! He's HUGE when he's hard."

Woman One: "Dammit..."

Baby Dick Syndrome by DanizzleFoShizzle July 19, 2011

BDS (Baby Dick Syndrome)

When a male individual has a severely acute penis, one resembling that of an infant's.

When Corey received a call from the doctor, he was not overly surprised to hear that he had been diagnosed with BDS (Baby Dick Syndrome).

BDS (Baby Dick Syndrome) by Babydickface November 20, 2010

BDS (Baby Dick Syndrome)

BDS us an abbreviation of Baby Dick Syndrome. Which is not a real disease it is just a way of insulting some one by telling them their penis looks like a baby's or is just really small.

At school we have to shower for gym and so every one sees my penis and yes i will admit it is very small 1inch soft, 3inches hard, 2inches around. So all the other guys call me BDS (Baby Dick Syndrome) and it quickly spread around the school so know all the girls call me BDS so i am pretty sure half the school forgot my real name. It first i had a hard time with it but then i just owned up to it and started calling my self BDS and everyone stopped making fun of me. But i am still called BDS.

BDS (Baby Dick Syndrome) by Micatalckalot August 1, 2014

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026