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baby dick syndrome

It's when you are being a wussy about something or a cry baby. Also it simply means you have a baby dick.
Dakota was complaining about pain in his groin area so nasboss told him that he's being a baby dick and that he could also be suffering front baby dick syndrome!
baby dick syndrome by nasboss August 27, 2014

Baby Dick Syndrome

A seriously misleading syndrome. A man who seemingly has an extremely small penis will surprise even the sluttiest college girls when they get hard. Don't be disappointed if your guy seems like he has a small one, because he may just surprise you with a anaconda that would put even the most well-endowed porn super-star to shame.
Woman One: "Damn girl, I can't believe you say Tyrone had a big cock. He was so small! I ran out of that room so fast!"

Woman Two: "No, girl! He has Baby Dick Syndrome! He's HUGE when he's hard."

Woman One: "Dammit..."

BDS (Baby Dick Syndrome) 

When a male individual has a severely acute penis, one resembling that of an infant's.
When Corey received a call from the doctor, he was not overly surprised to hear that he had been diagnosed with BDS (Baby Dick Syndrome).

BDS (Baby Dick Syndrome) 

BDS us an abbreviation of Baby Dick Syndrome. Which is not a real disease it is just a way of insulting some one by telling them their penis looks like a baby's or is just really small.
At school we have to shower for gym and so every one sees my penis and yes i will admit it is very small 1inch soft, 3inches hard, 2inches around. So all the other guys call me BDS (Baby Dick Syndrome) and it quickly spread around the school so know all the girls call me BDS so i am pretty sure half the school forgot my real name. It first i had a hard time with it but then i just owned up to it and started calling my self BDS and everyone stopped making fun of me. But i am still called BDS.
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well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
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