safehammer's definitions

boob sandwich

When a man sticks his face between a woman's boobies.

Brad passed up Angela's offer for a boob sandwich because he is gay.

by safehammer August 31, 2005

Baby Dick Syndrome

The medical condition in which your dangler does not develop beyond the size of a babies. Usually less then two inches erect.

Brad wanted to have sexual intercourse with a lady, however he was unable to preform because he suffers from Baby Dick Syndrome

by safehammer November 29, 2006

punanum

A vagina with massive lips.

Brad could not penatrate during sex, because of Chlsea's punanum.

by safehammer August 23, 2006