Baby Bobbing

Taking an aborted fetus and placing it back in it's original snatch. Then having a spouse search for it while performing oral sex, similar to bobbing for an apple.

My husband and I wanted to spice things up, so we decided to try baby bobbing.

by Blame The Clown June 4, 2018

Babybombing

Babybombing is the act of pushing your kid off onto someone else, even the other parent, for the purpose of amusement or to get out of responsibility.

1)I was enjoying my ten minutes of alone time in the shower when my spouse babybombed me by letting the screaming baby into the bathroom, cause the baby just had to take a bath with me.

2) Thanks for babybombing me by telling our kid to come pry my eyes open when I was asleep.

3) My wife babybombed me when she smelled a dirty diaper, pretended she didn't, and sent the baby over my way.

by GatorGrl2 January 11, 2013